Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Best and Worst of the Oscars 2013

Best and Worst of the Oscars 2013

Well, the show happened. It came and it went. It came and it went with some awesome moments and some really not so awesome moments. So let's take a look at the BIGGEST MOVIE EVENT OF THE YEAR - best and worst moments from the 2013 Academy Awards. 

Worst Moments:

5. When Catherine Zeta Jones poorly lip sync (synced?sank?sunk?) All That Jazz
4. Kristen Stewart's existence at the Academy Awards in general. Was she limping? Did she brush her hair? Does she have asthma and that is why she is always breathing so heavily?

I suppose the crutches answer the limping question.

3. Anne Hathaway's nipples.
2. That woman singing a five minute song with only two words, "Gold Finger."
1. The moment we realized the fifth Avenger was Jeremy Renner instead of Chris Hemsworth.

I mean...come on!

Best Moments:

10. Ben Affleck's oddly emotional, disjointed and fantastic speech.

9. When Nicole Kidman mouthed in the audience as the one guy got booted off the stage, "poor thing." 
8. Adele's performance of that song she sings for that movie.
7. That Jodie Foster didn't give a speech.
6. Seth Mcfarlaine's own admittance that Ted is a horribly mediocre movie.
5. The Les Miserables Cast Performance.
4. Argo taking the big win.
3. The adorableness of Ang Lee.
2. Joseph Gordon Levitt dancing and singing with Harry Potter.
1. When Wolverine leapt over the crowd to help Katniss Everdeen stand up against the capitol. Really, just about all of Jennifer Lawrence's win was pretty much the best moment. 

Oh Hugh. He can rush to my rescue anytime.


Questions? Comments? Snide remarks?